Sam Kinison Quotes, Sayings, Remarks, Thoughts and Speeches
Sam Kinison Quotes and Sayings
- 1
Folks, I've been straight for seventeen days... Not all in a row.
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- 2
I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
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- 3
I guess they're tough jokes. But there's lots of things you either laugh or cry at. And you just can't cry.
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- 4
In the last couple of years, I guess I've spent six figures on clothes. I figure I spend a lot of time shopping. Eight to ten days a month, I go out and buy. Yeah, I guess you could say that I'm a real clothes whore.
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- 5
It was like going to church, except Ozzy Osbourne was there.
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- 6
Jim Bakker. He's lost everything, he's ruined. And the worst thing of all he still has to wake up to her!
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- 7
There's no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out.
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