Rip Taylor Quotes and Sayings
- Name:
- Rip Taylor (random)
- Books & Videos:
- Rip Taylor Books & Videos
- Type:
- Comedian
- Nationality:
- American
- Birth Date / Year:
- January 13, 1934
- 1
Because someone stole Gregory Peck's star on Hollywood Blvd., I have hired a Brink's guard to protect my star! Rip Taylor | Refcard PDF ↑
- 2
Carrot Top... I gave him advice once and he ran with it. He should thank me. Rip Taylor | Refcard PDF ↑
- 3
I have a new joke today. Martha Stewart's on suicide watch. They had to unplug all of her ovens. Rip Taylor | Refcard PDF ↑
- 4
I was supposed to be on the Tonight Show but I broke my shoulder instead. Rip Taylor | Refcard PDF ↑
- 5
I went to see Harvey again in Fiddler. Harvey's throat is getting better. Rip Taylor | Refcard PDF ↑
- 6
I went to Sirius Satellite Radio and did my show, Rapping With Rip. Rip Taylor | Refcard PDF ↑
- 7
I've created such a monster. Rip Taylor | Refcard PDF ↑
- 8
Marty Richards is an angel on Earth. A producer that does what he says he'll do. He helped me greatly. Rip Taylor | Refcard PDF ↑
- 9
Red Skelton... I broke into tears when I met him. Rip Taylor | Refcard PDF ↑
