Jackie Mason Quotes and Sayings
- Name:
- Jackie Mason (random)
- Books & Videos:
- Jackie Mason Books & Videos
- Type:
- Comedian
- Nationality:
- American
- Birth Date / Year:
- June 9, 1931
- 1
Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if they wanted to be one? Jackie Mason | Refcard PDF ↑
- 2
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. Jackie Mason | Refcard PDF ↑
- 3
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. Jackie Mason | Refcard PDF ↑
- 4
If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. Jackie Mason | Refcard PDF ↑
- 5
It is more profitable for your congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life. Jackie Mason | Refcard PDF ↑
- 6
It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like. Jackie Mason | Refcard PDF ↑
