Pet Quotes and Sayings
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As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind. Cleveland Amory
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Dogs are my favorite people. Richard Dean Anderson
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Showing cats is addictive. All you need is one rosette and you're hooked. Donna Andrews
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A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better. Norman Ralph Augustine
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The dog is the god of frolic. Henry Ward Beecher
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A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. Robert Benchley
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Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other. Robert Benchley
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Only very brave mouse makes nest in cat's ear. Earl Derr Biggers
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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. Josh Billings
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Kittens are wide-eyed, soft and sweet. With needles in their jaws and feet. Pam Brown
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Like all pure creatures, cats are practical. William S. Burroughs
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Cats don't like change without their consent. Roger Caras
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Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. Roger Caras
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Every dog has his day, unless he loses his tail, then he has a weak-end. June Carter
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I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. Winston Churchill
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I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul. Jean Cocteau
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Just watching my cats can make me happy. Paula Cole
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A happy arrangement: many people prefer cats to other people, and many cats prefer people to other cats. Mason Cooley
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Cats are inquisitive, but hate to admit it. Mason Cooley
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I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night. Marie Corelli
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If cats were double the size they are now, they'd probably be illegal. Doug Coupland
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There's a saying. If you want someone to love you forever, buy a dog, feed it and keep it around. Dick Dale
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I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days. Bill Dana
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I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it. Rodney Dangerfield
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What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm. Rodney Dangerfield
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Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them. Jim Davis
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There's just me and my wife and a dog and we feed him Healthy Choice also. Mike Ditka
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Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails. Max Eastman
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What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. Dwight D. Eisenhower
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Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions; they pass no criticisms. George Eliot
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Time spent with cats is never wasted. Sigmund Freud
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Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail. Kinky Friedman
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Kittens can happen to anyone. Paul Gallico
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The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs. Charles de Gaulle
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Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties. W. L. George
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I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish. Lefty Gomez
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Many cats are the death of the mouse. Kaspar Hauser
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Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. Robert A. Heinlein
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Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings. Oliver Herford
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Cats are connoisseurs of comfort. James Herriot
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I have felt cats rubbing their faces against mine and touching my cheek with claws carefully sheathed. These things, to me, are expressions of love. James Herriot
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. Bob Hope
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish. Kin Hubbard
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To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. Aldous Huxley
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Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job. Franklin P. Jones
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I used to love dogs until I discovered cats. Nafisa Joseph
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Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose. Garrison Keillor
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The world spends $40 billion a year on pet food. Nicholas D. Kristof
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Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many different ailments, but I have never heard of one who suffered from insomnia. Joseph Wood Krutch
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Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want. Joseph Wood Krutch
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Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. Ann Landers
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail. Fran Lebowitz
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I've always been mad about cats. Vivien Leigh
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I kind of imagine myself at eighty, a cat lady. Juliette Lewis
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No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. Abraham Lincoln
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I was a dog in a past life. Really. I'll be walking down the street and dogs will do a sort of double take. Like, Hey, I know him. William H. Macy
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Cats have it all - admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it. Rod McKuen
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I'm looking more like my dogs every day - it must be the shaggy fringe and the ears. Christine McVie
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The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat. Ogden Nash
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Perhaps it is because cats do not live by human patterns, do not fit themselves into prescribed behavior, that they are so united to creative people. Andre Norton
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Never wear anything that panics the cat. P. J. O'Rourke
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I love cats. Dick Van Patten
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Never stand between a dog and the hydrant. John Peers
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I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat. Edgar Allan Poe
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The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer. Paula Poundstone
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We have three cats. It's like having children, but there is no tuition involved. Ron Reagan
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A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally stopping before it gets there. Agnes Repplier
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It is impossible for a lover of cats to banish these alert, gentle, and discriminating friends, who give us just enough of their regard and complaisance to make us hunger for more. Agnes Repplier
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It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking. Mickey Rivers
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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. Andy Rooney
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Any man who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. Leo Rosten
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Whether one eats a cat or not is a personal choice, and I don't want to sway anyone one way or another. But if you do, there is one obvious cooking tip: Always remember to remove the bell from the cat's collar before cooking. Mike Royko
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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. Rita Rudner
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We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet. Rita Rudner
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There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. Albert Schweitzer
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Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs. Martha Scott
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A kitten is in the animal world what a rosebud is in the garden. Robert Southey
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People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. August Strindberg
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I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. Hippolyte Taine
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It's true, you can never eat a pet you name. And anyway, it would be like a ventriloquist eating his dummy. Alexander Theroux
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I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through. Jules Verne
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If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. Alfred North Whitehead
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Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday. Thornton Wilder
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There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. Bern Williams
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If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience. Woodrow Wilson
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I live alone, with cats, books, pictures, fresh vegetables to cook, the garden, the hens to feed. Jeanette Winterson
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Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. Steven Wright
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I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. Steven Wright
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There are all sorts of cute puppy dogs, but it doesn't stop people from going out and buying Dobermans. Angus Young
