Yogi Berra Quotes, Sayings, Remarks, Thoughts and Speeches
Yogi Berra Quotes and Sayings
- 1
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
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All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
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Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
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Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.
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Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
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Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
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Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
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He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.
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- 9
How can you think and hit at the same time?
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I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.
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- 11
I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.
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I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
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I never said most of the things I said.
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I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
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I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.
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I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary.
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I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
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If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.
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- 19
If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.
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If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.
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If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
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If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
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In baseball, you don't know nothing.
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In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
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It ain't over till it's over.
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It ain't the heat, it's the humility.
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- 27
It gets late early out there.
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It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
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- 29
It's like deja-vu, all over again.
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- 30
It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it.
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Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
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Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.
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- 33
Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.
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So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.
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The future ain't what it used to be.
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- 36
The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.
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- 37
The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
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- 38
There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.
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- 39
We have deep depth.
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- 40
We made too many wrong mistakes.
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- 41
When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it.
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- 42
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
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- 43
You can observe a lot by just watching.
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- 44
You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.
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- 45
You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.
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- 46
You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because you might not get there.
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