Tom Lehrer Quotes, Sayings, Remarks, Thoughts and Speeches
Tom Lehrer Quotes and Sayings
- 1
An actress must never lose her ego - without it she has no talent.
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- 2
Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?
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- 3
Bad weather always looks worse through a window.
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- 4
Be prepared, and be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one watching you.
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- 5
Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal, if you don't use your .
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- 6
I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
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- 7
I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!
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- 8
I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.
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- 9
If a person feels he can't communicate, the least he can do is shut up about it.
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- 10
In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now you can't say 'girl.'
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- 11
It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years.
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- 12
It is sobering to consider that when Mozart was my age he had already been dead for a year.
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- 13
Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it.
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- 14
Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
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- 15
On my income tax 1040 it says "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.
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- 16
The Army has carried the American ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability.
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- 17
Think as you work, for in the final analysis, your worth to your company comes not only in solving problems, but also in anticipating them.
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- 18
When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.
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