Spike Milligan Quotes and Sayings
- Name:
- Spike Milligan (random)
- Books & Videos:
- Spike Milligan Books & Videos
- Type:
- Comedian
- Nationality:
- Irish
- Birth Date / Year:
- April 16, 1918
- Death Date / Year:
- February 27, 2002
- 1
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. Spike Milligan | Refcard PDF ↑
- 2
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Spike Milligan | Refcard PDF ↑
- 3
And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. Spike Milligan | Refcard PDF ↑
- 4
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs? Spike Milligan | Refcard PDF ↑
- 5
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion. Spike Milligan | Refcard PDF ↑
- 6
For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string. Spike Milligan | Refcard PDF ↑
- 7
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven. Spike Milligan | Refcard PDF ↑
- 8
I can speak Esperanto like a native. Spike Milligan | Refcard PDF ↑
- 9
I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge. Spike Milligan | Refcard PDF ↑
- 10
I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it. Spike Milligan | Refcard PDF ↑
- 11
I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke. Spike Milligan | Refcard PDF ↑
- 12
I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine. Spike Milligan | Refcard PDF ↑
- 13
I'm a hero with coward's legs. Spike Milligan | Refcard PDF ↑
- 14
I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens. Spike Milligan | Refcard PDF ↑
- 15
Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order. Spike Milligan | Refcard PDF ↑
- 16
It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't. Spike Milligan | Refcard PDF ↑
- 17
It's all in the mind, you know. Spike Milligan | Refcard PDF ↑
- 18
Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. Spike Milligan | Refcard PDF ↑
- 19
Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy. Spike Milligan | Refcard PDF ↑
- 20
My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic. Spike Milligan | Refcard PDF ↑
