Sarah Silverman Quotes, Sayings, Remarks, Thoughts and Speeches
Sarah Silverman Quotes and Sayings
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And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if I'd quit school he'd pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school.
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But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough.
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By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live.
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I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to avoid it.
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I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games.
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I have a ton of Holocaust stuff, and some of it is really hard core.
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I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing.
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I really think everything is fair game.
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I'm Jewish, but I'm totally not.
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It shows the truth - that the real meaning of a word is only as powerful or harmless as the emotion behind it.
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Relations between black and white would be greatly improved if we were more accepting of our fears and our feelings and more vocal about it.
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That's not to say that I don't find anything offensive.
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The first time I did stand-up was the summer I was 17.
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They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.
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Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist.
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You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about offstage.
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