Sandra Bernhard Quotes, Sayings, Remarks, Thoughts and Speeches
Sandra Bernhard Quotes and Sayings
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Anything that has cynicism to it and that's jaded is smutty.
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At some point, the pride has to be a part of the whole day-to-day oeuvre. It's part of who you are and doesn't need to be discussed anymore.
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Everybody has their own way of tapping into their realness.
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Gayness is a non-issue.
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I can't tell you 100 percent what makes a relationship work. But I can see something good coming and I can see something bad coming.
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I don't believe in karma.
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I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes.
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I don't like surgery. I don't like elective surgery, I don't like surgery that you have to have.
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I like the energy of live performance.
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I really have a problem with any kind of drug, I always have.
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I really, really love Hilary Clinton. I think she's very cool. She's out there and she's involved.
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I think I've drawn from some of the most feminine women, like Jackie Kennedy. I am totally devastated that she's gone. She had it all.
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I'm studying Kabbalah, which is really the essence of Jewish spirituality.
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I'm sure that Jesus was an incredible person.
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I'm trying to appeal to the disenfranchised everybody, not just specifically gay.
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I'm very much a humanist. I'm very much pro-choice. I'm very much politically correct.
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I'm very much an optimist. I don't think I could do my work if I didn't believe there was some kind of hope for humanity.
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I've become this sort of icon for the gay community. I don't like the position.
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Smut, if it's really smut, there's nothing backing it up. It's the easy way out.
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That disturbs people when they know they didn't have the guts or integrity to stick to their dreams.
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The real terrorist threats are George W. Bush and his band of brown-shirted thugs.
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There are few performers who would have had the audacity to even bring up the fact that they had been poorly reviewed.
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There are so few women in general who aren't completely threatened and confused by other women's success. It's very disappointing.
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Unfortunately, most college kids these days aren't coming from any place-they seem to ask the same kind of questions over and over again.
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When people pay to see you live, they connect with you on a much deeper level than people who just buy your records.
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When you're constantly looking for things from other people, you're not looking within yourself.
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When you're watching the news, how many days in a row can you watch that and feel good about yourself and the world?
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