S. J. Perelman Quotes and Sayings
- Name:
- S. J. Perelman (random)
- Books & Videos:
- S. J. Perelman Books & Videos
- Type:
- Writer
- Nationality:
- American
- Birth Date / Year:
- February 1, 1904
- Death Date / Year:
- October 17, 1979
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Fate was dealing from the bottom of the deck. S. J. Perelman | Refcard PDF ↑
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He bit his lip in a manner which immediately awakened my maternal sympathy, and I helped him bite it. S. J. Perelman | Refcard PDF ↑
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I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse. S. J. Perelman | Refcard PDF ↑
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I'll dispose of my teeth as I see fit, and after they've gone, I'll get along. I started off living on gruel, and by God, I can always go back to it again. S. J. Perelman | Refcard PDF ↑
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Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century. S. J. Perelman | Refcard PDF ↑
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Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. S. J. Perelman | Refcard PDF ↑
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The fact is that all of us have only one personality, and we wring it out like a dishtowel. You are what you are. S. J. Perelman | Refcard PDF ↑
