Mort Sahl Quotes, Sayings, Remarks, Thoughts and Speeches
Mort Sahl Quotes and Sayings
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A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.
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Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.
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- 3
My life needs editing.
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People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.
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Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost.
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Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference.
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