Joe Bob Briggs Quotes and Sayings
- Name:
- Joe Bob Briggs (random)
- Books & Videos:
- Joe Bob Briggs Books & Videos
- Type:
- Critic
- Nationality:
- American
- Birth Date / Year:
- January 27, 1953
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A universal draft is most often the instrument of Third World dictators. Joe Bob Briggs | Refcard PDF ↑
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Almost every venerable tradition at a men's club starts out as a joke. Joe Bob Briggs | Refcard PDF ↑
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Apparently we love our own cell phones but we hate everyone else's. Joe Bob Briggs | Refcard PDF ↑
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As I've said many times, the single most oppressed class in America right now is the teenager. Joe Bob Briggs | Refcard PDF ↑
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Discourse is fleeting, but junk mail is forever. Joe Bob Briggs | Refcard PDF ↑
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Everything changed in Bosnia, when General Wesley Clark proved that you could fight a war with high- level precision air strikes and a bare minimum of ground action. Joe Bob Briggs | Refcard PDF ↑
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Faith is like a kernel of wheat. Joe Bob Briggs | Refcard PDF ↑
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I AM a male chauvinist. Who's been saying otherwise? Joe Bob Briggs | Refcard PDF ↑
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If you hate what you're seeing, you call it sex and violence. If you like it, you call it "romance and adventure." Joe Bob Briggs | Refcard PDF ↑
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In other words, New York has gone all suburban and bourgeois on us. Joe Bob Briggs | Refcard PDF ↑
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In some European theaters, it's still not uncommon to have a late start and three LONG intermissions, because people actually eat and drink and converse during the intermissions. Joe Bob Briggs | Refcard PDF ↑
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It's not a crime to get drunk. Joe Bob Briggs | Refcard PDF ↑
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The best ally you can have in breaking up a street fight is a grandmother. Joe Bob Briggs | Refcard PDF ↑
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The Italians always made good wine, but you had the impression they were friendly guys in straw hats running family vineyards with slaves or something so that the vino was never more than ten bucks a bottle. Joe Bob Briggs | Refcard PDF ↑
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There is no post-9/11. Everything from now until the end of time is post-9/11. Joe Bob Briggs | Refcard PDF ↑
