Gilbert Gottfried Quotes and Sayings
- Name:
- Gilbert Gottfried (random)
- Books & Videos:
- Gilbert Gottfried Books & Videos
- Type:
- Comedian
- Nationality:
- American
- Birth Date / Year:
- February 28, 1955
- 1
I can't even find someone for a platonic relationship, much less the kind where someone wants to see me naked. Gilbert Gottfried | Refcard PDF ↑
- 2
I predict one of these two teams will win the Super Bowl. Gilbert Gottfried | Refcard PDF ↑
- 3
I've never been one of those who wanted to fill my calendar up 90 percent of the time. Gilbert Gottfried | Refcard PDF ↑
- 4
If the police ever try to pick me up, Michael Jackson told me I can hide out at his house. Gilbert Gottfried | Refcard PDF ↑
- 5
No, generally I think influence is used as a nice word for plagiarism. Gilbert Gottfried | Refcard PDF ↑
- 6
The pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I've given that up, so there is no pressure whatsoever. Gilbert Gottfried | Refcard PDF ↑
- 7
Unfortunately, I've never been mistaken as Johnny Depp. Gilbert Gottfried | Refcard PDF ↑
- 8
Well, I play Jews and parrots. Parrots are how I've branched out. Gilbert Gottfried | Refcard PDF ↑
- 9
Well, I'm eventually gonna take the Daryl Hannah parts. Gilbert Gottfried | Refcard PDF ↑
