David Spade Quotes, Sayings, Remarks, Thoughts and Speeches
David Spade Quotes and Sayings
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I have no detectable hair style.
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- 2
I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those.
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I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy from the movie, Powder. Right now, I am the reigning West Coast Powder.
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I'm like a Dilbert cartoon.
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In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends.
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It's funny because it's funny.
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It's just a campy blast. I just want to do as little as I can and make it good, and try not to sell out. I'm sure I will, but I'm just trying to postpone it.
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It's so crazy in Hollywood.
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- 9
My career is just kind of crazy.
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- 10
Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, 'That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He's horrible.'
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There are too many fawning entertainment shows out there and not one of them is making fun of it all.
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- 12
To be famous and broke is hard.
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- 13
To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee.
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When I started I'd fly across the country to do a gig for a hundred bucks.
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- 15
You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun.
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