Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.
-- W. C. Fields
   
W. C. Fields   Name:
W. C. Fields
Type:
Comedian
Nationality:
American
Birth:
January 29, 1880
Death:
December 25, 1946
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