A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'
-- Tommy Cooper
   
Tommy Cooper   Name:
Tommy Cooper
Type:
Comedian
Nationality:
British
Birth:
March 19, 1921
Death:
April 15, 1984
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