A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'
-- Tommy Cooper
   
Tommy Cooper   Name:
Tommy Cooper
Type:
Comedian
Nationality:
British
Birth:
March 19, 1921
Death:
April 15, 1984
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