I used to write things for friends. There was this girl I had a crush on, and she had a teacher she didn't like at school. I had a real crush on her, so almost every day I would write her a little short story where she would kill him in a different way.
-- Stephen Colbert
   
Stephen Colbert   Name:
Stephen Colbert
Type:
Comedian
Nationality:
American
Birth:
April 20, 1964
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