So she went into the garden to cut a cabbage-leaf, to make an apple-pie; and at the same time a great she-bear, coming up the street, pops its head into the shop. 'What! no soap?' So he died, and she very imprudently married the barber.
-- Samuel Foote
   
Samuel Foote   Name:
Samuel Foote
Type:
Dramatist
Nationality:
English
Birth:
January 27, 1720
Death:
October 21, 1777
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