There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong.
-- Ron White
   
Ron White   Name:
Ron White
Type:
Comedian
Nationality:
American
Birth:
December 18, 1956
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