My sister wanted to be an actress, but she never made it. She does live in a trailer. She got halfway. She's an actress, she just never gets called to the set.
-- Mitch Hedberg
   
Mitch Hedberg   Name:
Mitch Hedberg
Type:
Comedian
Nationality:
American
Birth:
February 24, 1968
Death:
March 30, 2005
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