Mitch Hedberg: An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.

An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.

-- Mitch Hedberg


		Name: Mitch Hedberg Type: Comedian Nationality: American Birth: February 24, 1968 Death: March 30, 2005

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