A real estate closer. Oh, what's that? I'm a real estate opener. What is a real estate closer? You mean at the end where you've got to sign all those papers?
-- Louie Anderson
   
Louie Anderson   Name:
Louie Anderson
Type:
Comedian
Nationality:
American
Birth:
March 24, 1953
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