Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'.
-- Joan Rivers
   
Joan Rivers   Name:
Joan Rivers
Type:
Comedian
Nationality:
American
Birth:
June 8, 1933
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