I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I'd spent about half the day in the woods.
-- Jeff Foxworthy
   
Jeff Foxworthy   Name:
Jeff Foxworthy
Type:
Comedian
Nationality:
American
Birth:
September 6, 1958
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