Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
-- Henny Youngman
   
Henny Youngman   Name:
Henny Youngman
Type:
Comedian
Nationality:
American
Birth:
March 16, 1906
Death:
February 24, 1998
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