Erma Bombeck: I was terrible at straight items. When I wrote obituaries, my mother said the only thing I ever got them to do was die in alphabetical order.

I was terrible at straight items. When I wrote obituaries, my mother said the only thing I ever got them to do was die in alphabetical order.


		Name: Erma Bombeck Type: Journalist Nationality: American Birth: February 21, 1927 Death: April 22, 1996

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