Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something.
-- Emo Philips
   
Emo Philips   Name:
Emo Philips
Type:
Comedian
Nationality:
American
Birth:
February 7, 1956
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