Tom Cruise's attorney said he is going to sue anyone who claims he is gay. In a related story, Ricky Martin's attorney has been hospitalized for exhaustion.
-- Conan O'Brien
   
Conan O'Brien   Name:
Conan O'Brien
Type:
Entertainer
Nationality:
American
Birth:
April 18, 1963
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